he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
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The investigator asked if we were sharing a pitcher of margaritas. I corrected him and explained that we each had our own.
You tried to put a condom on my dog, then he ate it.
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
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watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
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