apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
the only reason he called me tonight was because I fertilized his crops on farmville.
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I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
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They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
look, bitch. one day when everyone i care about deserts me for my severe moral depravity, you're going to be the only one i have.
i can't wait.
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