I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
i'm pretty sure i just ruined some dude's romantic riverside sunset proposal by running outside and puking in a bush.
No, seriously, 1.5 gallons of sangria plus two days of untapped cock. Waiting here. For you.
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
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Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
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I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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