Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
I'll bet she douches with gravy.
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
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i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
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i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
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