so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
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It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
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Walked in on my roommate covering his dick in blue frosting. Am staying with my folks for the Forth. See you Monday if the brain bleach works.
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
Just got hit on by a 28-year old, quadraplegic, triple-cancer-survivor redneck. Now updating bucket list to meet newfound standards.
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
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