Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
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He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
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Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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