i feel like the song jizz in my pants was made for him.
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
not my fault. i got her to believe he wrote an oasis song. he still managed to find a way to make sure no girl ever gets near his penis.
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
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Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
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Can you check on Mike in the bathroom. It's been like 20 min.
He's fine. He's just standing at the trash can in line for another beer from the keg. Nbd.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
Is her dick bigger than yours?
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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