So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
I woke up with a flask of whiskey and a mason jar full of sausage in my tux jacket. south georgia is where i belong
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I just realized I am holding a beer in 133 out of 134 photos of me on my facebook page.
Nobody is perfect
I'm at Waffle House wearing one of the paper hats in the other
scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
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Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
Dude there is a stripper at my door saying she has my birthday present. She knows my name...but it's not my birthday...
God works in mysterious ways my friend.
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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