for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like having to pee in a condom for my cousin so that he can pass a drug test.
you mean i was at the winter classic?
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
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Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
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PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
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