i wish starbucks made bloody marys
Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
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your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
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At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
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