i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
Turns out I'm like the Wayne Gretzky of hiding cum. Who knew?
Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
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its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
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Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
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