I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
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we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
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I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
I kept yelling "BY ORDER OF THE PEAKY FUCKING BLINDERS" in a terrible brummie accent at everyone I saw wearing a flatcap.
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