I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
I'm at this poker game and this kid to my left is bragging about all the chicks he hits including a "playboy model" when all of a sudden this 22 guy looks him in the eye and says "ever fuck a 70 woman. The things they can and are willing to do" Next think the whole table is quiet for an hour. That guys my hero...
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
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Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
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I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
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