I didn't shave. On purpose
My liver just broke up with me...
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
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It's only 4 pm and I'm already way past my preferred quota of "could have died" moments
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
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We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
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