Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
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heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
Do you know anything about the Easter basket sitting on my doorstep filled with porn and peeps?
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
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I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
I am drunk at 8am listening to Cyndi Lauper and dressed up in a penguin suit
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
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