You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
so i woke up with ketchup and a sticky boob on my face...this is a new low
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
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the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
it's like heaven, but drunker
I was fine until "Under Pressure" came on the radio. It's like God wanted me to shit my pants on the drive home.
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
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Remember when I peed in the trash can in the ATM room last night?
Never thought I'd say this, but thank god for my blackouts.
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
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