How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
You know you're a whore when you color code your calendar with who you slept with on what day incase you have ANOTHER pregnancy scare
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Like hey, "you just spent $135k to go to a nobody law school to drive a mini van, be a dj, live in a smalllll ass apartment that smells like cats and your girlfriend fucks other guys."
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
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He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
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