I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
He chucked my pickle at the bouncer. Fucker, I wanted that.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
If you were wondering whether I accidentally FaceTime called the undergrad who works for me in lab during a particularly graphic blow job last night, then the answer is yes.
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm highly inebriated watching star wars, this text was sent via the force
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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