god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
This girl told me I had the balls of an infant..I replied by saying her vagina looks like Stargate.
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
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my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
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Please tell me I didn't help an old woman shave her vagina last night. Please.
That's the least of the fucked up shit you did last night dude.
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
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