Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
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Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
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and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
After your flask fell out of your leg brace and you told your RA that it was juice, you tried to unlock your dorm room but your key was attached to your bra so he ended up seeing your boobs
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
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