just got out of a noise viloation because the cop recognized my roomate as his favorite chipotle burrito roller. just another reason I love ritos
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
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I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
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After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
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