Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
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they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
Please tell me you woke up next to the hot one cause his ugly friend is still snoring in my bed and my favorite panties are ripped.
Wingwoman of the year. I'll buy you dinner tonight and a new thong. It was THAT good.
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
I've had more sex since the twins moved in than I'd had in the previous four years. They are the best wingman ever.
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