Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
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i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
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I'm gonna buy my dress an hour before wedding. You know, just to make sure it's gonna really happen.
T'would be a shame to waste that open bar though. They shouldn't do that to us. We've been having to pretend we're happy for two people who got engaged a week after they met.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
That same damn squirrel keeps staring at me like I did something wrong. Nature knows when you're hung over.
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
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