I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
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No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
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because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
"I gave a guy a handjob last night, on a dog bed, inside a fireplace. It's going to be a good year."
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
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