It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
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His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
came home to a trail of roses from the door halfway up the stairs. but my nonsingle roommate lives downstairs. idk if they celebrated on the stairs or if some girl tried to woo me last night and i don't remember
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
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Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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