Jerry, you need to find god
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
i kind of just want to tell my cleaning lady I'm an alcoholic so it's not awkward when I stumble out of my room to go sit in my car for 2 hours and wait for her to finish cleaning the several empty bottles of wine in my room
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
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I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
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I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
His name isnt in my phone as “Satan’s spawn” for no reason. #devildick
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
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