eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
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My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
isn't that the guy who always buys you drinks?
yeah. i love a man who still buys me drinks after the bar cuts me off.
next time on intervention
so today, i decided to say "fuck it" to mental stability, take a klonopin and wear a blanket toga. New Girl is on Netflix, nothing could go wrong.
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
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ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
Have you ever woken up and said a thank you prayer to the beer gods for allowing you to wake up in the morning and still have the ability to walk and talk? Because we should.
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