Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
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I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
Mom said you looked used
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We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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