I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
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I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
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i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
I need a rain check on breakfast. A frat boy said it was his dream to sleep with a MILF, I made his dream come true and he made me cum
There is no way I’m wasting 21 year old morning wood
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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