He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
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cat food counts as protein by the way
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
Mom, I'm really sorry you saw my naked ex-boyfriend in the living room this morning. I can explain....but I'd rather just stick with this apology and be done with it
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You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
You told him he “could park his dick in your garage”.
Well he didn’t. It shouldn’t be this hard to get a penis.
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