my boobs just fell out on the dance floor. my wedding is totally beating your wedding
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
Listen, Pinot Grigio got me pregnant. It can get you a boyfriend.
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
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I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
He told me the color of his piss. Worst. First date. Ever.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
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That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
i spent most of last night convincing myself that dan akroyd wasn't actually standing in my bathroom holding a dead chicken
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