Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
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I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
Walk-of-shaming home from Brooklyn in a Jesus costume that has "what wouldn't Jesus do" written on the robe.
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
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I've been alternating between telling people I was mauled by a bear or hit by a car to explain the massive unexplainable bruise on my leg. Slightly more worried now that the car idea is believable.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
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