she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
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She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
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My dad just said "fuck circus"
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
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