he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
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I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
oh my god I have a fantastic druncle story to tell you. It involves a burrito, a meltdown and a bear
The burrito and meltdown are standard, but I'm intrigued by the bear
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
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Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
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