OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
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you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
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it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
I'm so hungry and so lazy that I'm seriously considering ripping into that packet of cream cheese in my nightstand.
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