Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
You're the 8th person from last night to text me this morning and ask if I'm ok.
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
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All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
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this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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