And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
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I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
The stoned girl at the dining hall just handed me a single chicken wing and insisted that she's "unable to procure more rations"
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast.
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
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She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
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Have fun and good luck.
Are you missing a tooth after last night? Because I found one in my coat pocket...along with what smells like dried jäger and a package of deer jerky.
Uh not that I recall.
Oh wait nvm. It's mine. Yeup, definitely my tooth.
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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