bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
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win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
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He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
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