My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
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Just got 20% off at the liquor store. How you ask? I asked if there was an "I got divorced today" discount.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
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I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
I sent him a blank text because I didn't want to "drunk text" him.
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
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