Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
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I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
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Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
We're too hungover to prance.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
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