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woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
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i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
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I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
I'm so hungry and so lazy that I'm seriously considering ripping into that packet of cream cheese in my nightstand.
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