Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
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Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
isn't that the guy who always buys you drinks?
yeah. i love a man who still buys me drinks after the bar cuts me off.
next time on intervention
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
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Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
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