so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Ordered a large pizza and definitely just paid the cab driver in pizza slices. I'm glad there's someone out there that's just as fat at heart as we are.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
Randomize