birth control should be required to get into college
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
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All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
How bad is the voicemail?
You graded my boobs.... C minus. Asshole.
whoa! who said he's my boyfriend?
Oops. Sorry. That guy you keep accidentally running into in public. And at home. And with your vagina.
It's not really the holidays until I raid the medicine cabinet. Happy hydrocodone to me
And a merry methadone to all
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
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