when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
It was one time. Now I have to constantly remind her my name is Jessica not Jizzica.
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We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
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Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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