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the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
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Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
The bosnian sent me a sext with his dick next to a comcast remote. It went up to the "stop" button. Ironic and appropriate. Grab your remote and imagine it.
You've ruined television for me.
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
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I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
I love standing in line at rite aid for 10 minutes being forced to talk to my ex's mom about life while I'm holding nothing but yeast infection cream
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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