is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
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I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
Somewhere out there, on several phones belonging to strangers, exists a video of me rapping Baby Got Back on stage in four inch heels that I stole from the drag queen. Also I made out with the chick with the octopus tattoo.
You have the best birthdays
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The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
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