Sometimes I wonder if we could be friends if we lived closer.
Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
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No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
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Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
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