I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
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Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
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yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
Ran out of deodorant. Febreze on a paper towel? Kicking college's ass.
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
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