the bitch is dead man
YOUR DOG DIED?
no i meant my mom has passed out .. so i'll be over soon.
At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
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anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
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She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
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