Very drunk. laura says hi. i can't find my pants. i think i'm in philly, but it might be jersey somewhere
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
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his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
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It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
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